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December 17, 2007

From my e-mail: How to start the day

CATAGORIES: HUMOR — FloridaBill @ 9:36 am

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Create a new file folder on your computer

2. Name it ‘Hillary Rodham Clinton’

3. Drag it to the recycle bin.

4. Empty the recycle bin.

5. Your PC will ask you, ‘Do you really want to get rid of ‘Hillary Rodham Clinton?’

6. Firmly Click ‘Yes.’

7. Feel better instantly.

Next week we’ll do Nancy Pelosi.

11 Responses to “From my e-mail: How to start the day”

  1. cj says:

    I made three files. The first was named “W” which stands for War President. Once I deleted that file the world seemed to be better off.

    The second file was Cheney and I shot that one off my desktop.

    The third one was Santa Claus because I’m in a Bah Hum-bug mood today.

    I do feel better now.

  2. FloridaBill says:

    You clearly cannot follow directions.

    Who will you be supporting in the forthcoming presidential elections? You have said that you would not vote for Barack Obama, but you haven’t said who will get your vote…

    Keep this in mind: if “W” and Cheney were somehow to be gone or resign, Nancy Pelosi would be the President. Do we REALLY want that to happen? I do not.

    Anyone who would delete Santa is just wrong. I hope you get in the spirit.

  3. CinLin says:

    My PC would not let me make a folder called Hillary Rodham Clinton, when I tried I got the blue screen of death.

  4. FloridaBill says:

    You have a good puter then Cin. Feed it some good data later…

  5. Yarbz says:

    Pelosi is very similar to a soft extremely smelly turd.

  6. FloridaBill says:

    She’s a floater!

  7. cj says:

    Better to float than sink like W’s poll numbers.

    I’m for Clinton FB. Give me all your best shots, but I hope they just wing me like Cheney did his friend.

  8. FloridaBill says:

    I suspected as much. I know you liked her husband despite his infidelities.

    As you may already know, I disagree with your choice. She is a snake, but may get the nomination. I don’t think she can win. I could be wrong.

    I think I am fast becoming a Ron Paul fan; due, in part, to Sloel’s and ZappaCrappa’s endorsements. I think maybe even SalUki is a Ron Paul fan along with Conspiracy Dude? He is becoming a factor swiftly, but I also like Fred Thompson. Huckabee scares me. All ministers do. McCain is probably unelectable. Mitt Romney too. It is about to get good once we get past the Iowa caucuses…

  9. DaneBramage says:

    Hill Rod has never even ran a 7-11, let alone the Country.

  10. FloridaBill says:

    Nor could she. Who do you favor in this one Dane?

  11. Yarbz says:

    Congress, which is run by Pelosi, has lower numbers than the infamous ‘W’…

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