CATAGORIES: WEEK IN REVIEW — FloridaBill @ 6:20 am

File under: Week 40 of 2007

This week saw Steven Colbert announcing his candidacy for the Presidency and Algore declining once again. It also saw shame ladled upon the Democrats in that we learned that they are accepting contributions from the bastard lawyers at Milberg Weiss, the class action law firm. This may haunt them for a while…

We have two supreme fucktards who got busted this week after massive manhunts, however, my predictions about not ever taking Stiles alive were not to come to pass. Too bad for both him and Swirlyface (who will likely not do well in a Thai prison whilst awaiting extradition to Canada). Patrick Waweru from Boston gets a Fucktard of the Week nomination for stabbing his estranged wife to death in front of their children. May they all get a wicked staph infection and die slow, miserable deaths.

I can’t decide who the fucktard may be in the Ellen DeGeneres puppy dust up over an adopted dog and I do not care even a little.

Boston tied up their series with the Tribe last night under the arm of Josh Beckett.

The former Pope was apparently working on his miracles and manifested himself in a bonfire that was lit in his honor. What a guy.

In our “Whaddya Think” question this week, school officials in a Portland, ME JHS are now going to be giving out birth control pills to students as young as eleven. They have already been handing out condoms for the last couple of years. The question is: Do you think 10 year olds are feeling left out?

I found this to be a compelling headline, even though it turns out to be about a TV show. Here is a headline that is just scary. Shouldn’t some of that data be withheld from the public so as not to be used against us by the terrorists? And here is another headline that is quite gruesome, but I was compelled to read the story any way. Here is yet another headline I hope to never see again.

I truly enjoyed this story about an Alabama couple who caught the man who was robbing their home, only to make him clean-up his mess at gunpoint before calling the cops. Well done.

While I am nearly certain that none of the readers of this blog need this advice, just in case, here is some on how to best enjoy beer. I violate most of those suggestions.

This weeks pic is a new kind of jellyfish found off the coast of the Phillipines. Pretty keen, huh? At first, I thought it might be the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I hope the Yarbz’s are enjoying their time in Spain. I know he would enjoy this photo gallery of some of Bob Rosato’s (from Sports Illustrated) favorite shots. Some of them are amazing. If you have some time to kill, I highly recommend it.

Happy healthy weekends to all.