Week in Review
File under: Week 39 of 2007
It got so hot in Chicago last weekend that they had to shut down the Marathon at the halfway mark for fear of killing more people. In other local news last week, the Bears actually played pretty well and beat Green Bay at Lambeau and the Illini shocked the Badgers. The Cubs went down in flames. It was a good weekend to have the pool still open, but we are closing it this weekend.
Tyler Peterson leads us off this week in our list for nominees for Fucktard of the Week. A cop, only 20 years old, wasted 6 people. Just wow. Also, just exactly how did Mr. Peterson manage to shoot himself in the head three times? I smell a conspiracy. If you need additional proof, here is Ricky Young, another 20 year old (submitted by Sloel) who clubbed a deaf guy with a crowbar for being “rude” and not talking. Fucktardiscus maximus. I neglected to mention her last week, but Marion Jones is a very large caliber Fucktard. Her lamentations fell on deaf ears (conspiracy!!!) and she is a cheating scumbag. I used to think she was a man baby and that wasn’t too far from the truth. We had another Fucktard in Pittsburgh try to pay for his groceries with a one million dollar bill. I think Michael Devlin gets a Fucktard of the Decade award and he should die a slow horrific death at the hands of some sick sociopath. Why should he be allowed to live? Is there a good reason to keep him alive? I say not. Need more evidence of a conspiracy? We also have 43 year old Rae Funston from Great Falls, MT who helped her son make pipe bombs. Our final nominee this week is 14-year-old gunman Asa Coon who shot up his Cleveland High School, then offed himself in order to avoid testifying about the extent of the conspiracy..
I thought this was a pretty good headline. Can you imagine that in your rear view mirror? This one was kind of a bummer. This headline made me think that Trench might have been immortalized in a sculpture, but it was not to be. Yet. Unless there is something we don’t know, which is most likely. Not to start any rumors, but I also enjoyed this headline about Mitt Romney and Alberto Gonzales. Then there was this headline: Stripper gets workman’s comp for pole injury, which, of course, I had to click.
Yesterday, Algore won the Nobel peace prize. This may push him into the run for the Presidency and really screw with the Democrats. We shall see.
Uncle Fred is getting his collective shit in one sock and has tapped a Cheney to help in his bid for the presidency. Good luck Fred! He did pretty well in the debate this week too.
Happy healthy weekends to all.
Too many Fucktards, not enough time. I’m not a fan of the death penalty, especially for Michael Devlin. I think a lifetime experiencing the business end of forced sodomy in prison suits him just fine. Putting the needle to that puppy just lets him off the hook.
Thought the best parts of the Romney/Gonzales story were the comments by Ron Paul. Damn I love that guy! It’s refreshing to see an independent thinker among all the other political lemmings.
Long live the WIR!
There has yet to be a sculptor who can accurately capture my Adonis like physique.
Sloel is right though, too many Fucktards.
Devlin, Peterson, and Coon are all tied for my top vote.
That sounds like a really bad law firm.
I’m with Sloel - let the Ron Paul Revolution begin.
I saw my first Ron Paul bumper sticker yesterday. I think his revolution is a little behind schedule.
Unfortunately the pragmatic always seem to be.
He is trying to run as a republican, right? Even though most folks think of him as libertarian? For those who may not know, you can learn more about Mr. Paul here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Paul
I would never hire Devlin, Peterson & Coon, even to lick dog snot from my boots.
Mr. Paul? Make that Dr. Paul!
Any man who would leave a job that entails a lot of vagina-touching to seek public office must really be dedicated to a cause.
I didn’t realize he was so vehemently pro-life. That scares me.
But he seems like a good enough old coot. Especially like his idea about abolishing the US Postal Service. If UPS and Fedex could fight it out over first class mail, stamps would drop down to 12 cents within a month.
Dr. Paul??? I love his fish sticks.
I can think of about 8-thousand fish sticks/gynecologist jokes, but I’ll abstain.
heh heh
And, unfortunately, Paul doesn’t stand a chance. He’s WAY too much about personal freedoms, liberties, and responsibility to exist within either of the 2 control happy, constitution ignoring, hypocritical, corrupt, dog-ass licking, self-serving parties inhabited by smegma brains that lord over us currently : )
Is Paul the ONLY one in the whole damn sorry excuse for a race that wasn’t a hemorhoid sucking parasite lawyer before they decided to be a hemorhoid sucking parasite politician?