THE WEEK IN REVIEW
File under: Week 38 of 2007
Jane Darling “Amanda” Harris wins for best mug shot of the week with her “Oh no you didn’t” look. Also interesting is the fact that she chased children around her parking lot with a sword and that she works at Pooh Corner Preschool. She leads us off this week as a nominee for Fucktard of the Week.
Also on this list of nominees this week:
Darin Tuck and his very very sick video tape supplier, Chester Arthur Stiles. I predict that they will never find him alive and if they do, he won’t last long afterwards. I think he is our winner this week, despite the efforts of local fucktard, Jeanette Strode, who shot her husband because he had pictures of nude women in the house. Huh? The headline about Buddha’s Banana caused me to click on it. I was amused, but not offended. Timothy Joseph Vaughn gets a dishonorable mention as a Fucktard of the Week nominee for threatening his HS reunion.At first I thought this had to be a misprint but our headline of the week goes to: Trouser Snake Kills Cambodian Man.
Equally strange was this woman who birthed her own grandkids. No really. Then there was this headline: Scientists Breed See-Through Frogs. Like they couldn’t find any solid or opaque frogs with which to fornicate? This is a headline I should hope to never see again. I got a real “kick” from this story about two men feuding over the leg of one of them. I wonder what Heather Mills would want to do? You gotta admit that this is a great headline: Mr. Potato Head in Ecstasy Bust.
It is that time of year again. That’s right, Honeycrisp apples are in season and available. They are the best apple you will ever eat.
In case anyone cares, the world record for stone skipping was shattered by Russell Byars of PA who magically skipped a stone 51 times. Pretty awesome work there Rock Bottom!
In case you have not heard, the Chicago Cubs are in the playoffs in post-season baseball. They played against the AZ Diamondbacks and look like shit. On Wednesday, Steve Mariotti penned this article about a certain fan who will be in Cubs lore for ages.
Also in weird pics this week is the pushmepullyou turtle:
Dr. Doolittle must be so proud!Happy healthy weekends to all.
The poor turtles need surgery so they may lead productive, happy lives. Feste should intervene and save their lives. It is nice the grandma delivered her own grandchildren, but it will be probably be hard for her to not want to raise them herself. I think Stiles is already dead, or seriously f@%&ked up in the head from an overdose. May he rot in hell.
I am pulling for the Cubs, they are sort of like the National League version of the Red Sox, so I feel a vague kinship with their fans.
A Cubs/Sox World Series would make my Fall. But I’m just not getting that vibe right now…
It’ll be Red Sox - Diamondbacks in the series. Sox take it in 5 games. Write it down.
Amen to that cj.
I think you could be dead-on Sloel. The Cubbies just don’t have the heart to win the necessary three in a row and are kaput. I was praying for a Red Sox/Cubs World Series (and so were the TV broadcasters and advertisers) but it doesn’t look feasible now.
I see that you got your problem fixed! Good.
I hope Amanda “Fucktard” Harris is now unemployed.
Darin tuck is a perverted phuc!
Chester Stiles will be bent over by prisoners on the shower tiles.
Jenette Strode ain’t got no porn in her abode.
I think they’re being a little ‘hard on’ the statue…
TJ Vaughn to the prison he’s gone…
Chab Kear died in a manner that is very queer…
Can a woman birth her own grand kid?Rosinete Palmeira Serrao certainly did!
Sumida made a see-thru frog but its a moot point if LA fog.
The 10 year old girl who gave fornication a whirl gave birth in Belgium to a boy not a girl.
Mr Potato Head ate so many drugs he should have been dead!!!
Don’t buy a Honeycrisp Apple from a cart, if you do they will make you fart!
Russell Byars broke the stone-skipping record and I didn’t know such a thing had o-curred…
The Cubs are now screwed I think this is true, and all of Chicago will soon be so blue…
Thank you for your poetic reponse. You really need that vacation next week I think.
Go Phillies.
Week in Review flashback:
a few years ago, right around this time, I stayed at a dude’s house who I never met for a 2-day buzz-junket called ‘Juggfest’. During that stay, most gracious Bloglord fired up the big screen TV for a short movie. It turned out to be a pretty incredible cinematic experience.
Youtube doesn’t do it justice but still amazing. Cheers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLC3-BciWlk
You tube is blocked from my blogging postion, but very glad to see Sal putting up some commentary. I vaguely remember that time…You should see the new big screen the BlogLord now has…