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September 13, 2007

GAS

CATAGORIES: BEER WINE SPIRITS, GENERAL NONSENSE — Yarbz @ 7:01 am

“Before a required second sample was taken, Cronin told Call that he had burped again. Call then heard Cronin burp, but described it as a “dry burp,” the appeal said… the hearings examiner ruled that a “dry burp” did not constitute a “belch…”

7 Responses to “GAS”

  1. FloridaBill says:
    September 13, 2007 at 7:02 am

    This link appears to be farked.

  3. FloridaBill says:
    September 13, 2007 at 9:59 am

    Much betterer.

    I think this is an important legal precedent too and I will endeavor to remember to belch a lot if I ever get pulled over after having a few pops. My personal training in belching-on-command may actually prove useful at some juncture. And I though tit was just for kicks and giggles…

    PS: I noticed a typo above and decided not to fix tit.

  4. Feste says:
    September 13, 2007 at 11:22 am

    A wet fart and a dry fart are still farts.

    Maybe ripping horrible romano cheese laden fart would be a better tactic in a cop car.

  5. Yarbz says:
    September 13, 2007 at 1:08 pm

    I have alwasy found brussel sprouts to be one of the best… er, worst fart producing substance.

  6. Feste says:
    September 13, 2007 at 10:34 pm

    true about brussel sprouts… add some asparagus, and you have some elimination issues.

  7. FloridaBill says:
    September 14, 2007 at 7:08 am

    I ate some fresh asparagus and cooked some on the grill and in the broiler two nights ago and my pee STILL smells funny. Good stuff that.

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