Week in Review
File under: Week 33 of 2007
I was in LA for the first three days this week on business. There are some REALLY weird people there, but not as weird as some of the people reported about on the blog this week. I think we had a record number of necrophiliacs. I watched Venice Beach open up on Wednesday morning when I had breakfast at the Sidewalk Café and watched as the locals opened up some shops and skateboarded and roller bladed and danced and sang and looked for some hope in garbage cans. What a place…you can watch it here.
One of our fucktards this week is Richard H. Berkey a peeping tom who got his when campers tackled him after he ran away from the womens latrine and then they tied his sorry ass to a tree until the cops arrived.
Proving that everything is bigger in Texas, this spiderweb is getting some attention and some press. Interestingly, they don’t know what kind of spider may have spun it!
I was somewhat surprisingly saddened to learn of the death of Richard Jewell whose life was ruinated when he was accused of bombing the Atlanta Olympics in 1996. (See the post immediately below as well.) It was actually that fucktard, Eric Rudolph, who was the real bomber. I think, unfortunately, that Mr. Rudolph is still alive and has all of his toes.
My best advice to you all this week: buy a lottery ticket.
If you don’t already know or have not intuited it, Senator Larry Craig from Idaho is another fucktard of the week.
Also, in case you didn’t know, this is the tenth anniversary of Princess Diana’s death. I don’t know how anyone could not know that since it is plastered pretty much everywhere.
Tell me, if you were this guy, would you move?
Leona Helmsley was mean even in death. She left $12 million to the dog and goose-egged a couple of heirs. Just wow. She gets a posthumous fucktard of the week nomination.
As predicted, Fred Thompson will announce that he is running for President. Why did he wait? His TV show must finish running episodes of him on it or the network would faced having to give equal time to all of the candidates.
Congratulations to CinLin for quitting the ciggies. I posted the above pic to help you all think about quitting if you still smoke. That pic is among those that will appear as warnings on packs sold in Europe soon.
Although somewhat ambiguous and misleading, this was my favorite headline of the week. My johnson is always determined.
Happy healthy weekends to all.
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August 31st, 2007 at 11:33 am
WHat is your johnson recovering from?
August 31st, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Neglect and self-abuse.
August 31st, 2007 at 12:42 pm
My father had the same poster on the wall in his office.
August 31st, 2007 at 12:48 pm
It’s a good one. I wonder if it ever helped anyone make the decision to quit.
August 31st, 2007 at 2:24 pm
A picture will never convince anyone to quit smoking. My Dad had a heart attack followed by a triple bypass. Instead of quitting he switched from Newports to Marboro Lights. I love you dad, but you’re a moron.
Why are all closeted homos Republicans? I guess it’s easier than becoming a priest.
I find the older I get the more recovery time my Johnson needs.
Can someone please explain why Fred Thompson is an appealing candidate? I don’t get it. Ron Paul ‘08!!!
Right back at ‘ya with the healthy and happy weekend!
August 31st, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Fred Thompson is appealing for the same reasons Ronald Reagan was: he is an actor, a well known face, a charmer with presence and grace (damn, how poetic of me) and he holds conservative values in the forefront. He will be a major force in this election and is a good communicator, something that his other RNC buddies can’t seem to get right (read John McCain). He has already played the president in the movies so he has experience (more than any other candidate anyway, with the possible exception of Hilleroid). The fact that he is likely a closeted foot-tapping homo will get him the gay vote too.
Light cigarettes are sort of like light bullets, just like they say in that commercial.
August 31st, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Yeah, I get all that - but I still don’t “get it.”
I predict, if elected, Fred Thompson will only serve one term after which he’ll leave to play the ornery but lovable uncle in the post-Charlie Sheen “Two and a Half Men.”
Here’s a show not even Fred Thompson could improve:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/768869/the_werewolf_skit_retard_edition/
August 31st, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Nice prediction.
Is that Steven Hawking in the background on the werewolf skit? I thought I heard his voice.
Fred Thompson kinda reminds ome of Uncle Ernie from My Three Sons (versus the Uncle Ernie from “Tommy” Fiddle about, fiddle about)…he is at least as wrinkled.
Charlie Sheen may have left Denise Richards, but he isn’t leaving Two and a Half Men while there is still money to be sucked from it.
September 2nd, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Health reasons aside, I had to find some extra $$ for the car payment. No, I was not smoking that much, but the $$ I was spending on the cigs will help ease the pinch of having the car payment.
Oh, I got a “new” car! 2005 Focus, only 18,000 miles. YEE HAW!! Could not keep putting money into the other one.
September 2nd, 2007 at 12:04 pm
Another thing, Charlie Sheen cranks my tractor, hehe. He and I share the same birthday, Sept 3rd.
September 4th, 2007 at 6:20 am
Congrats on the new wheels!
September 4th, 2007 at 8:41 am
Sloel, here is everyting you could want to know about Freddie Thompson:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20546334/site/newsweek/
September 4th, 2007 at 8:47 am
I’ll check it out. Hopefully there’ll be something in there about his red pick up truck.
September 4th, 2007 at 9:45 am
I prefer Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner.
September 4th, 2007 at 9:45 am
Does a Red Pickup Truck get you gay sex?
September 4th, 2007 at 9:48 am
Only if you tap your foot hard enough.
I think a good nick name for him is Freddie “The Kreuger” Thompson.
I miss Warren Zevon.
September 4th, 2007 at 10:28 am
Honestly, I am not looking forward to a yearlong election process. They are all full of shit. Last election I downloaded the entire Tolkien oeuvre onto my iPod and stopped listening to the news during the 1/2 hour ride to work.
Maybe I’ll get the works of Herman Melville this year.
September 4th, 2007 at 10:29 am
It’s all about Lawyers Guns and Money.
September 4th, 2007 at 10:42 am
…and red pickups.
September 4th, 2007 at 10:52 am
(…..tap,tap,tap….)