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August 30, 2007

From my e-mail - Gun Control

CATAGORIES: HUMOR — FloridaBill @ 7:11 am

Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he’s too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.

“If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.”

“I carry a gun, ’cause a cop is too heavy.”

America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at the mall.

When seconds count the cops are just minutes away.

When a reporter did a human interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him “Why do you carry a 45″. The Ranger responded with, “They don’t make a 46″.

“An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity”.

The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. “Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?”
“No Ma’am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle.”

“Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use it”

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