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August 27, 2007

Do you live in a Fatty State?

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE, REASONS TO BUY DUCT TAPE — Feste @ 6:56 pm

STATE-BY-STATE ADULT OBESITY RANKINGS

1: Mississippi*; 2: Alabama; 3: West Virginia; 4: Louisiana*; 5: Kentucky*; 6: Tennessee; 7: Arkansas*; 8 (tie): Indiana*, South Carolina*; 10: Texas; 11: Michigan; 12: Georgia*; 13: Oklahoma*; 14: Missouri*; 15 (tie): Ohio*, Alaska; 17: North Carolina*; 18: North Dakota; 19: Pennsylvania*; 20: Nebraska*; 21: Iowa; 22: South Dakota*; 23: Illinois*; 24: Maryland*; 25: Virginia; 26: Kansas; 27: Minnesota; 28: Wisconsin*; 29: Delaware*; 30 California*; 31 (tie): Idaho*, Washington*; 33: Oregon*; 34: Maine; 35: Florida*; 36 (tie): Wyoming*, New Hampshire*, New York; 39: D.C.; 40 (tie): New Jersey*, New Mexico*; 42: Nevada; 43 (tie): Arizona, Utah*; 45: Montana; 46: Connecticut*; 47 (tie): Rhode Island*, Vermont; 49: Massachusetts*; 50: Hawaii; 51: Colorado.

the interactive map

24 Responses to “Do you live in a Fatty State?”

  1. Yarbz Says:

    It almost looks like the NCAA football rankings…

  2. Feste Says:

    If it were football rankings, then Auburn would be higher than Alabama.

  3. Yarbz Says:

    You better watch out for FB when stating things like that… He will be green and tear his clothes off like the Incredulous Hulk!

  4. ZappaCrappa Says:

    Go Vols!!!! : )

  5. Feste Says:

    Yeah.. it was a bit of a BamaJugg provocation. I know absolutely shit about college football, yet I would think Connecticut would be at the low end of the NCAA football rankings.

  6. Yarbz Says:

    Go Syracuse!!! (They will indeed ‘go’… Straight to the bottom of the Big East standings. Bastards!

  7. Feste Says:

    Go RedSox, more importantly!!!

  8. Conspiracy Dude Says:

    GO GATORS!!!

  9. goober Says:

    The Big Blue still beat your Vols tho Zappa - and believe me - I have the ‘fat’ body to prove it!!!! : )

  10. Feste Says:

    Florida seems to be near the bottom of the fatty pile… must be all those south beach hotties (and rail thin gay men) that are bringing down the numbers.

  11. ZappaCrappa Says:

    Big Blue???? As in Kentucky????? In football???? LMAO

    I think the last time that happened was back in 1908 or something :P

  12. goober Says:

    No Zappa - you know I didn’t mean football - I mean being a fatty state. I know our football team sucks. Gesshhh who doesn’t.

  13. ZappaCrappa Says:

    Duh…I’m so dense sometimes : )

    And you aren’t a “fatty” :P Besides…in MY lingo…a “Fatty” is a GOOD thing (all you other hemp heads know what I’m talking about).

  14. goober Says:

    I’m not a fatty - LMAO - and when was the last time you saw me??? Our Senior year? LMAO That was a lonnnnnng time ago. ;-) Maybe I should apply for the crispy creme calendar - LOL!!!! :)

  15. ZappaCrappa Says:

    The last time I saw you in person was at Cumberland College in 1983 ; )

    FYI for everyone else…Goober was my first REAL girlfriend : )

  16. goober Says:

    Oh yea that’s right - I hated that school I guess that’s why I’ve blocked everything out. Because no one could ever forget you - you are a hoot!!! : )

    LOL - and I’m laughing so hard on that last comment I don’t know what to say. Did you have to make ‘real’ in all caps? LOL Makes it sound like you had so many fake ones - the first thing that came to mind was mannequins - I have no idea why. LOL But aren’t you glad it didn’t last? You made out so much better and have such a wonderful wife!!!! : )

  17. FloridaBill Says:

    ZC does have a wonderful Mrs. ZC. I want to know if by REAL that means that Goober tooks ZC’s viginity?

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Krispy Kremes mmmmmmmmmm

  18. Feste Says:

    I, for one, lost my virginity in the summer of 1983 ( in a dorm in Harvard Yard with a girl in the dance program), but I would not have considered that lucky recipient my first REAL girlfriend. It was a summer school program and I was a lad of 17 years. I think we went through a box of 48 trojans in three weeks. Those were the days.

  19. ZappaCrappa Says:

    Nope…Never more than a kiss between me and Goober…in 8th grade even…lol

  20. ZappaCrappa Says:

    And by REAL I mean…one that went past the passing notes stage and actually involved hand holding, phone calls and stuff.

  21. FloridaBill Says:

    But no nookie?

    I am jealous of Feste even some 24 years after the fact(s)…

  22. goober Says:

    LOL…………and stuff - LOL thanks for putting all that out there Zappa - I appreciate that - LOL But I will assure you FB that there was never any nookie (not in the 8th grade but came close in the 12th grade…..but no) - my loss I’m sure. ;-)

    Dang I’m even jealous of Feste after the fact!!! LOL

  23. Yarbz Says:

    I just got back from Baltimore. It was my first REAL trip to Baltimore.

  24. goober Says:

    That’s wonderful Yarbz - I hope you had a terrific time!! Do we dare ask if you got nookie while you were on your first REAL trip to Baltimore??? LMAO ;-)

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