Michael Vick Finds Jesus
According to M. Vick at his press conference today, HE HAS FOUND JESUS!!!!! Can I get a big amen brothers and sisters??? I love jail house conversions. Michael Vick is AHEAD of the game as he hasn’t even made it to the big house yet. My opinion….a lame attempt to garner public sympathy….it ain’t gonna work. See ya’ Michael…enjoy the stoney lonesome.
www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,294698,00.html
Meanwhile…Jamie Foxx opened his mouth and promptly revealed himself to be a big idiot by proclaiming that this was all a “cultural thing.” I always thought torturing and killing animals was a “starter kit” for serial killers kind of thing myself. Soooooooooo cruelty to animals and killing them in the worst ways possible is a black thing….way to go Jamie. Next time just shut up…I doubt your brothers and sisters want to be associated with that idiotic statement.
www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_21299586.shtml
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August 27th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
“Mike probably just didn’t read his handbook on what not to do as a black star.”
I think Jamie needs to go back and reread his copy.
August 27th, 2007 at 5:11 pm
I found Jesus once. He was hiding in my closet.
August 27th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
Did he find your stash?
August 27th, 2007 at 6:39 pm
So does that mean now that JESUS IS OUT OF THE CLOSET???
August 27th, 2007 at 6:51 pm
Jesus was gay. He got nailed by a bunch of Romans.
August 28th, 2007 at 7:03 am
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
Anyway, he probably found a guy named Jesus in the court system somewhere along the way…