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August 24, 2007

Week in Review

CATAGORIES: WEEK IN REVIEW — FloridaBill @ 6:20 am

File under: Week 32 of 2007
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Nominees for Fucktard of the Week:
Elvira Arellano. This may sound a tad harsh, but you deserve what you got. I don’t pretend to understand all fo the intricacies of your situation, but I am glad they deported you.
Herbert Paul Beck and Christopher Lee Steelman who plotted to settle a poker debt by killing someone with rattlesnakes. Idiots.

As for uber-creepy headlines, this one took the cake. This one was pretty creepy too come to think of it. Interesting, but creepy. This headline and story made me laugh out loud. I wasn’t sure if they were serious about the headline that blamed pigeon shit on this 35W Bridge collapse in Minnesota.

Wanna see something just flat crazy, go here and read about this suit crazed lunatic.

The Texas Rangers broke an invisible barrier this week when they were the first team in over 110 years to score 30 runs in a baseball game. Those poor Orioles!

Virginia Tech took another tragedy under it’s belt this week when 23 people were poisoned by carbon monoxide gas. Too bad Michael Vick wasn’t there.

On the topic of higher education, congratulations to Queen Guitarist Brian May, who, after 30 years, got his PhD.

Vlad “The Inhaler” Putin, the leader of Russia, caused a bit of a stir this week when he went fishing shirtless. As long as Nancy Pelosi or Hillary Clinton don’t try this, I am OK. I posted the penturla pics above. I call him “the inhaler” because his first name is Vlad and he is sucking his gut in in those pics.

I got rained out of three different golf outings this week. Three! We have had enough rain for a while and really need to dry out a bit in the Midwest.

Congratulations to Buddha whose divorce was final yesterday @ 9:25 am. I hope to make the party (Buddha, party of one) tonight at Gunther’s after my son’s inaugural marching band event at tonight’s football game. After visiting Gunther’s Wednesday night for fifty cent beer, I will be back…

Happy healthy weekends to all.

15 Responses to “Week in Review”

  1. Trench says:

    Congrats Buddha.

  2. cj says:

    Second the congrats to Buddha. The guy is not penturla. He’s ugly. Yarbz is cuter than him, heck FB you are too!

  3. FloridaBill says:

    uhhh, thanks, I think.

  4. Trench says:

    But not me right?

  5. cj says:

    Trench you are so cute it makes me get goosebumps!

  6. CinLin says:

    Thanks for the effort FB, but those photo’s are so GAY.

  7. cj says:

    Yarbz’ naked butt would have been better penturla. I also liked the photoshop of C-Dude sitting by the pool with the snakes. What a hunk!

  8. FloridaBill says:

    But they don’t run Russia; Vlad does. He gets bonus penturla points for being the leader of a large nation and having the “guts” to go shirtless.

    That walk does look pretty gay don’t it?

  9. Yarbz says:

    Buddha must party!

    When is the Leaders of the World calendar??? Whenever it comes out, we can all be glad that Thatcher is now longer involved!
    Margarit Thatcher naked on a cold day…
    Margarit Thatcher naked on a cold day…
    Margarit Thatcher naked on a cold day…

  10. sloel says:

    Vlad the Inhaler! LMAO!

  11. FloridaBill says:

    Thanx Sloel, that means a lot coming from you.

  12. sloel says:

    Ain’t no thang…

    BTW - When it comes to hunky shirtless world leaders, I’m more of a Nicolas Sarkozy kinda guy.

    In a non-gay way, of course.

  13. FloridaBill says:

    LOL. You go for those love handles in a non-gay way?

  14. sloel says:

    There’s just something about a bare chested man threatening photographers that gets my blood pumping.

    And when it comes to love handles, I prefer they be airbrushed out!

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