Week in Review
File under: Week 28 of 2007
Britain was hit by the worst flooding in 60 years. The pic above is of Tewkesbury, England which is now a puddle. Even Harry Potter, with a fifth movie and seventh book, couldn’t save them this week.
Got a few minutes to kill between Harry Potter and The Simpsons movie? Try going to see the strangest things on Google Earth.
Not only was this a great headline, but a cute “feel good story” too. I found this headline to be strangely intriguing as well. Must be all that easy livin. The headline “Bikini Clad Women Mow Lawns in Memphis” speaks for itself, even though it could have double meaning. This headline made me click on it too, but I don’t really understand why. This one too (but I have a better understanding of why). Then there was the headline that read “Anger Counselor Charged in Domestic Spat”.
Tammy Faye (Bakker) Messner died last weekend. She was one of a kind. She was a shell of her former self when she passed at age 65. RIP lady and good luck to the mascara industry following your death.
Speaking of death, this story (also posted yesterday by Zappa Crappa) about a cat that apparently can sense when death is imminent, kinda creeped me out.
They had a “haboob” in Arizona this week. Now don’t get too excited. A haboob is a meteorological term that means dust-storm caused by a thunderstorm. This one (from June 7) was particularly nasty and caused accidents on I-10 north of Tucson.
Here is a link to a neat photo story.
Nominees for Fucktard of the Week (fucktardary seems to have been rampant this week):
Joseph A. Koschitzki, 60, and Terri Binder Koschitzki, 53 of Thousand Oaks, CA. who forced a plane to land prematurely.
The two suspects in this horrific CT home invasion. They have now been identified as Steven Hayes and Joshua Komisarjevsky, a couple of career fucktards who should be shot at the earliest possible moment. Our sympathies to the Petit family.
Terri Elaine Perdew of Denison, Texas who killed a toddler while trying to splash kids with her car.
Terapon Dang Adhahn who appears to be a serial child abductor/molester/rapist bastard and one very bad man.
I guess it is about time that Lindsay Lohan got fully loaded and identified as a fucktard. She is also a SFBWHECNODTUT.
Rogue NBA referee Tim Donaghy. The real price to be paid for his behavior lies in area 102 (somewhere near Las Vegas) where they will now NEVER get an NBA team.
University of Colorado Regent Cindy Carlisle, who did not vote to fire Ward Churchill. She is a little Eichmann who I suspect has been playing with Churchill’s little Eichmann that he keeps in his pants. How could she support that whacko??
Scott Scherer, 39, and Melanie Hardrath, 30 of Milwaukee who locked the woman’s 7 year old son in a room with a bucket and some PB&J while they watched the Packers at a Casino. OMG.
Twenty six year old Jason Shenfeld of Palm Beach Gardens, FL who apparently killed his girlfriend and then kept her body in a closet in his room. OMG again.
All of the democratic candidates for the Presidency who really blew an opportunity on Monday night to provide real, insightful answers to real, insightful questions. All they did was play politics on the internet. The format however, was pretty dang cool and I can’t wait for the republican version in September.Anti-fucktardary prevailed in Illinois this week when they banned smoking everywhere with the exceptions of home, car, some clubs and 15 feet away from the entrance to any building. Way to go Illinois! Govenor Blogyoyovich is really coming around.
Here is a real no shit story: Soda is not good for you. No shit? I don’t know why it took so long to figure out that the stuff folks have been consuming which has no naturally occurring counterpart is not real healthy. I don’t drink the stuff and never really have.
Turns out that weed may not be all that harmless too.
WeirdSin told us about a concert that he and Derfie attended recently called “Zappa plays Zappa”. It came to Chicago the other night, I missed the show but bring you the article.
Happy healthy weekends to all.
Cool Article on Dwez. Looking forward to show in 2 weeks on August 11 in Asheville NC. This is a totaly new show from last year. Ray White will be on hand this go round and the set list I’ve seen is incredable. the show goes on for 3 hours and ends with “Jazz From Hell”. If any juggs want to come tickets still remain and me and derf are staying cross street from venue at Days Inn.
Happy B’day weekend to F.B.
Thanks Weirdsin. I don’t think I can make the 8-11 date, but you never know…
The two asshats in the CT home invasion get my vote for FOTW. WTF????? These candidates for retroactive abortion have rap sheets that are just unbelievably long…BOTH of them. At what freaking point does it take for someone to just say, “You are a unrehabitibal career criminal who obviously has no desire to be anything but, so therefore, you will never see the light of day in a free society ever again.” I don’t give a rat’s ass if everything they did before was non-violent in nature. 20+ separate counts of robbery, burglury, etc. SHOULD be more than enough for us to be able to throw away the key. If there was justice, they would be out into a cage and raped repeatedly by a large horny gorilla, and then have their teeny weeny peenys nailed to the floor, doused with gasoline, and set ablaze.
Come on ZappaCrappa, don’t hold back, tell us how you really feel about these sick career fucktards. BTW, I agree with you completely, except I would just shoot them now, no trial, no appeal, very little cost to taxpayers and law abiding good folks to be rid of this vermin.
Shooting is TOO quick and painless…unless you shoot them several times starting at the feet : )
I’m a HUGE supporter of cruel and unusual punishment. In fact, as far as cost goes…I would gladly pay a few bucks extra for punishments to fit the crimes.
When I am king of the world (and it WILL happen some day…God told me so in a dream)…you criminals better tuck your packages between your legs and run for the hills.
Shooting is NOT too quick (and probably quite painful if only for an instant, or if you shoot them int he gut), it is simple and efficient and cost effective. I don’t want them to learn any lessons, in fact, I think they are nearly incapable of learning or being rehabilitated and thus, for the good of society, we should simply shoot them and dump them in a grave that is clearly marked with the the word FUCKTARD on a small headstone that also describes their crimes, so maybe someone will learn from the entire mess. Simple, quick and efficient and perhaps a deterrent to others.
Yeah, those fucktards put a real whoopin’ on the collective psyche of our little town.
The murders happened not a half mile from my house in a neighborhood that is almost identical to mine. Thank God my wife and daughter weren’t unlucky enough to be shopping at Stop & Shop that night or these two sub-humans may have followed them home instead. So far we’ve been able to keep this story away from our kids (ages 11 and 8). I’m not sure how you explain something like this when they eventually find out about it.
A mutual friend is on the Cheshire PD and says the brutality was exponentially worse than the press has indicated. Basically a 6 hour rape and torture session. Something out of “Hostel” or “Saw.” Those two poor girls. It enrages me.
What’s more, another friend of a friend in town was approached by the police on Monday. Why? They found her cell phone in the sub-human’s car, thus indicating they had broken into other homes that same night before settling on the Petits. I’m not a religious man, but I have prayed for them.
As for the fate of the fucktards. No execution necessary. Just put them in with the general prison population and it will take care of itself.
This is why EVERYONE (regardless of how nice a neighborhood you live in) should have an active, working alarm system that is set EVERY NIGHT and all entrances should be locked. The thought of this happening to my family is just…well…I can’t even think about it without shaking.
That IS horrific Sloel. I did not have any idea you were so close to this. Your friend with the cell must be shocked and should go buy a lottery ticket while their luck is strong.
I know first-hand how this kind of event can rock a small town to its core. We have Mr. Vaughn, who lives about a quarter of a mile from us, who offed his entire family on the side of I-55 and tried to blame his wife and earlier this year, we had the car crash that killed five HS students. My 14 year old knew about it on MySpace before it hit the news.
I am enraged all over again.
Either an alarm system or a loud dog. Word is the Fucktards entered through an unlocked basement Bilco door.
I always keep the doors and ground floor windows locked at night. My neighbor never even locked his doors until now - and they are a prime target - there’s about $150,000 worth of cars in their driveway.
FB - always enjoy the WIR, but this week is not one I would hope to remember.
I understand Sloel. Hope to see you in September at JuggFest III and that the time between now and then is peaceful and calm and worthy of remembering.
I would also recommend keeping a loaded gun handy in case the alarms and locks fail. Train your families on usage and safe handling. Mrs. FB is well armed and knows how to use her weapon. She has been taught to not stop pulling the trigger until the gun is empty or the perp is clearly dead (even then you might want to unload the gun in their sorry ass just to be safe and certain). There would have been two shot-up dead fucktards had they attempted such behavior at my house. If my wife didn’t shoot them with her .380, I would have offed them with the 9mm. Repeatedly.
First they have to get by the rotweiller (who turned one year old on my birthday yesterday). She isn’t all that agressive (she is a lover, not a fighter) but she could be formidable if she wanted to be.
I hear ya. I’m a bit of a lefty wiener, but I have considered arming myself with something other than the aluminum bat under my bed. But I have two young’uns in the house and keeping loaded gun within arm’s reach seems risky. Besides, the wife is adamantly opposed to me getting a piece (so to speak), but recent events may sway her opinion.
Juggfest III? I’m in! Maybe this time I won’t so liberally mix the single malt and stink green and hopefully be more coherent.
And here I thought the lack of coherence was the goal…JuggFest II is either 9-22 or 9-29. More details to follow.
Aluminum bats are a little umm…personal, but can be highly effective for short distance work. I prefer being further from my intended target if possible. I do understand the risks of gun ownership, but they are outweighed by my desire for personal protection. Children should be schooled in the use and safe handling of firearms as well once they reach a reasonable age.
LOL! Indeed, a lack of coherence is the destination, but next time I’ll take the local instead of the express!
I’m off to be a single dad for the weekend as my wife is at the “Women of Faith” convention in Boston with her sisters and some close friends. I last saw her this morning. I was getting in my car as she was icing down a cooler full of Bud Lights and Chardonnay. I told her to say Hi to Jesus for me.
“I would also recommend keeping a loaded gun handy in case the alarms and locks fail. Train your families on usage and safe handling.”
That’s funny…me and Cindy just had this SAME conversation today (because of this story). In the past, we have been pretty adament about NOT having guns in the house. We are both having second thoughts and have even discussed classes for her AND my daughter on how to handle them today. Sad that it’s come to this. What kind of fucked up world have I brought my daughter into.
We brought our children into a free world where we can have guns. Sounds so safe doesn’t it? We live in fear that our government can no longer protect us like they did in the past so we buy guns and then fear that our children will kill themselves or friends or worst take them to school and commit mass murder. What a wonderful world. I’m glad your family is safe Sloel.
Hey, you have the right to keep AND bear arms. It’s in the constitution; bill of rights: see amendment #2. Folks, the world has been fucked-up for a long time now. The government has never been able to protect anyone and those who think it can are living in a delusion (sort of like drinking enough Chardonney and Bud Light to be able to have discourse with Jesus).
Guns made and keep this country great. Knowing their safe usage and handling is just smart. Had Dr. or Mrs. Petit had a firearm when those two fucktards started thier little home invasion, the results would likely have been different.
I am glad your family is safe too Sloel.