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July 26, 2007

WOULD YOU RAISE YOUR HAND?

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE, REASONS TO BUY DUCT TAPE, SPERM — Yarbz @ 1:24 pm

“During jury selection, McHugh looked at 17 prospective jurors and asked how many among them had never masturbated. No hands were raised.”

7 Responses to “WOULD YOU RAISE YOUR HAND?”

  1. ZappaCrappa says:

    LOL…I’m too honest for that…which is why I’ll NEVER get picked for jury duty.

  2. Feste says:

    Hands were buried in their laps?

  3. FloridaBill says:

    Feste “beat” me to it. I was gonna say their hands were too busy. I will never get picked for jury duty either.

  4. FloridaBill says:

    I must add that the prosecution of an inmate for indecent exposure for masturbating while alone in his cell is pushing the envelope a bit. Granted, he gives up his privacy, but can’t a guy get in a wank once in a while?

  5. ZappaCrappa says:

    I guess maybe he should have waited until lights out?

  6. Feste says:

    I never hear about prison guards complaining that prisoners sodomize eachother. Tough question to ask a jury, i imagine.

  7. Yarbz says:

    This is another tough question for juries:

    “How many of you have you ever raped a cow, sheep or bunny rabbit? If yes, what was it like?”

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