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July 19, 2007

Week in Review

CATAGORIES: WEEK IN REVIEW — FloridaBill @ 7:17 am

File under: Week 27 of 2007

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This week was another short one for me workwise as we had company visiting and will have more soon. I took off Monday and Tuesday and will be off again tomorrow, so WIR is a tad early.

New Yorkers got a big hot steamy reminder of nine eleven yesterday when a steam pipe exploded. It was not related to terrorists, but a failure of the infrastructure.

At least 190 people died in a plane crash in Brazil that apparently could have been avoided with a longer runway. It appears that the pilot was attempting to abort a landing. It also appears he was successful.

My favorite headlines from this week:
130 Year Old Outhouses Yield Treasure (one man’s trash…)
Larvae Take up Residence on Man’s Head (just yuck)
World’s Biggest Nuke Plant Built on Fault (I re-wrote that one)
500 Pound Man Rescued on “Keep Fit” Tubing Trip After 12 Hours in River (poor bastard)
Iraq Filibuster Spurs Pajama Party (sounds more fun than it really was I bet).
Tooth Pulled…From Rugby Player’s Forehead (OK, that is rough stuff there)
Speaking of rough, this article is horrific, but the headline was kinda catchy. The subject (Harrel Franklin Braddy) is also our first Fucktard of the Week.

Other Fucktards of the Week:
Michael Vick. Why? You are one big time fucktard. Anyone who enjoys watching animals kill each other for sport is a fucktard. Anyone who participates in such a debacle and kills 8 dogs himself is a real sick person. You are a very sick fucktard Mr. Vick and need to find some other way to entertain yourself.
This couple from Reno Nevada. How could you? They played video games while their children starved. Nice. You should be fed to Mr. Vick’s dogs.
California’s Eva Daley the Skatepark Killing Mom.
Tamara Freeman of Denver who beat her two children on a plane. The movie will be called “Brats on a Plane”.

Happy healthy weekends to all.

7 Responses to “Week in Review”

  1. Yarbz says:

    The Fucktard of the week must be the guy who left the girl for the ‘gators. Imagine her horror…

    Then, Vick is “Stupid Fucking Bastard Had Everything But Could Not Overcome His Dirtball Upbringing-Tard” of the Week…(SFBHEBCNOHDUTOTW)…

  2. FloridaBill says:

    I would have to concur. Perhaps we need a new area of study on SFBHEBCNOHDUTOTW’s.

  3. FloridaBill says:

    I see we now have such a category. I would throw Chris Benoit in that category as well. 59 to 1 hormone ratio is just asking for misery.

  4. cj says:

    A sad note to add for my week in review. Mike’s mother, Rosie, age 69, died July 19th. Her organs failed, but thanks to liquid morphine she did not suffer much. Funeral is Monday.

  5. Yarbz says:

    CJ, sorry t hear of your family tragedy. We seem to be having a bit of this. Our thoughts are with you and Mike.

    Was her passing unexpected?

  6. cj says:

    Thanks Yarbz. Luv you as usual.

    Rose’s passing was not unexpected. Mike and and all his family have been by her side for seven days now, myself included. She had COPD no doubt caused by being a cigarette smoker - her entire remaing family smoke except for me and I don’t understand why tar and nicotene makes someone happy. In the end, Rosie’s kidneys shut down, just like my dad’s at his end stage..

    I wish everyone would stop smoking cigarettes.. I just don’t understand the stinking habit.

  7. FloridaBill says:

    Heart felt condolences to you and Mike cj.

    Everyone should just quit now.

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